May 30, 2024
People say to me, “Sir, how did you do it? Nobody has ever done this before.”
I say, “Nobody lies better than me, believe me. Nobody has seen anything like it.”
“But Sir, Sir!”, they say, “How could you run up so many counts in such a short time?”
“People are saying,” I don’t know, but it’s what I hear, “That I’m the biggest Presidential liar ever. The greatest in history.”
“No one will ever match you, Sir,” they tell me.
“Yes,” I say, “4397 counts, the most bigly in history.”
“Covfefe!”
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